Republicans farting in line

It has just been reported by the Michael Moore that his army of volunteer camera people are witnessing Republicans farting in line in Ohio and Florida in an attempt to repel Democrats and disenfranchise them. They are unable to capture the actual criminal act because the farts are invisible.

When the Democrats start gagging and running toward the door, the Republicans are claiming it is just and act to try to implicate them in a non-existent plot.

The Republicans are very clever at masking the sound by talking loudly during the actual fart. It is rumored that Republicans were phoned instructions by RNC operatives last night to eat plenty of beans to prepare for this fart block at the polling places.

Every red blooded Democrat is urged to go to your polling place and smell the air in order to document this blatant, last ditch effort of the Republicans to steal the election again.

MM