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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
Neighmond	BS: ATTENTION!!!! (54* d)	RE: BS: ATTENTION!!!!	11 Nov 04
At the circus: The young boy sat at the edge of his seat through the whole show. The moment finally came that he was waiting for: the elephant parade. With some shock he noticed that some elephants had two trunks-one before and another aft. He asked his mother, who sat beside him, what the rear trunk was on some of them. She blushed and replied "that ain't nothing!" When the father returned from a candy run he asked him "Father, what is the trunk on the bellies of some of them?" The father looked at the elephants and replied "that's a penis, son, just like yours or mine." The little boy was confused! "But Father, when I just now asked Momma, she said it wasn't nothing!" The father leaned in close and whispered back... "That's because I got that woman SPOILED!"

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