Nerd: I apologize for being so stupid that I thought you were intelligent enough to understand my satire.   I promise to never make that mistake again. I will also try to use small words as much as possible to not confuse you.

The exit polls should be the accurate polls but they weren't this elelction. Dick Morris feels there should be a congressional investigation about fraud on these exit polls.   PS:   Zogby and Gallup weren't any better.   The Zogby final poll showed Kerry with 311 electoral votes.   And people paid money for that research?

Genie:   We basically agree that every vote should be counted. That includes all military votes as well.   Something the democrats try to prevent every year.   I am also concerned with the Detroit Free Press runs headlines about voted fraud from democrats with registrations of dead and non existant people.   I am also concerned about Philadelphia which had 2,300 votes counted before the polls opened.   The mayor explained they were left over from 2002 and they forgot to clear them.   And the dog ate my homework.

If Diebolt systems were so easy to manipulate, the democrats would have stolen the election years ago.   According to Diebolt employees, they are self contained and impossible to hack or manipulate.

But hang on to your fantasy.    If it gets you through the day.