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GUEST,AKgrown BS: Punny Stuff (44) RE: BS: Punny Stuff 21 Nov 04

Here's a couple good ones:

A man walks into a bar (pub) with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "Give me a beer and one for the road".

Two termites walk into a bar and ask "Is the bar tender here?"

Two cowboys walked into a bar. You think the second one would have seen it and ducked.

Written on a billboard next to a road: Illiterate? Write to this address for help.


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