well... I know no parodies, but here are my chords for the famous chorus (I was wrong about the 6ths..... it's diminished chords and 7ths mostly that are the "chords that are too hard to play")

C       G7    Gmaj7   C       G          D7    G
M is   for    the    million things she gave me

G       Gdim   G         G7       C    C7
O means only that she's growing old   

F      D7                   Cdim    C    A7
T is for the tears were shed to   save    me

D7 D9 Dm7    G   F    G   F   C D7   G7
H   is for    her heart of purest gold...

C       G7    Gmaj7   C       G       D7         G
E    is for   her   eyes    with   love-light shining

G       Gdim   G         G7          C   C7
R means right and right she'll always be

F         D7    Cdim    G            A
put them all together   they spell MOTHER

D7 D9   Dm7    G    F    G       C
a   word that means the world to me


Now to work on the verse chords....help would be appreciated

Joe