This one doesn't 'scan' exactly like the original but I wrote it a coupla years ago after a few Guinnii (?) Hope it's of some use

BRUNO

Everyone's heard of Rudolph. The reindeer with the shiny nose
And Cupid and Dancer also and all the othersI suppose
But nobody's heard of Bruno! The reindeer no one talks about
His is a sad old story. I'll tell you how it came about.

One cold and icy Christmas Eve, Bruno he was placed
One place behind Rudolph and they set off at a pace.

It happened just over Margate, They were flying through the dark
When something shot right across them. Santa had to pull up sharp
With a screech of reindeer hoof-tracks like polystyrene on a dustbin lid
Bruno the brown-nosed reindeer couldn't stop as quick as Rudolph did.


Bruno the brown-nosed reindeer was a sorry sight to see
Covered in reindeer doo-dah - No one shouted out with glee
All of the other reindeers turned their noses up at such a sight
Bruno the brown-nosed reindeer covered in reindeer ………….

Poop !!!