I knew it. I just knew it. This bloody forum!!! Very well. Bertie, I will be happy to pay you your sodding 500 quid...in one pound notes, one at a time, shoved down your stupid sodding throat!
On second thought, you still owe me 500 because she didn't marry the Don as you said she would, so to hell with you.
Estuary? You are walking on thin ice. You resemble nothing more than Dorian Gray, suffering a sudden loss of "the gift". Go back to peering through bereaved widows' bedroom windows at night, holding dark rites in Druidic ruins, and abusing your wretched help, and leave Ms Rutledge alone!