You really are the limit, Bee-dubya-ell. You disgust me! What slimy stone did you crawl out from under? You have less than a glimmer of a molecule's worth of understanding of my situation or that of any woman, I suspect. You are male idiocy personified. I thought Tweed was bad, but you are even worse. You ought to be sterilized to protect the human gene pool.
I have been through severe trials in the last few weeks which render your feeble-minded attacks on me inconsequential in comparison, I assure you. I have a new understanding of the fragility of life and I am not going to waste much of mine indulging in a pointless battle of wits with an opponent who is clearly not only completely unarmed but suffering from what I would term severe mental incontinence.
You are an embarrassment. Kindly go and defenestrate yourself out of a conveniently high window somewhere or have a look up a moribund jackass's back end and see if you can spot your own reflection in there.