Tarzan object to loud, stupid American tourists wearing ugly Tommy Hilfigger stuff and tramping around jungle with ghetto blasters! Make point of trapping Hilfigger wearers with snares, stripping naked, and releasing in deep forest. Fat, pale people look very funny stumbling around helplessly and falling into mudholes and attracting black mambas and hungry lions. Tarzan make own "Survivor" show. If had camera, could make fortune.