God save us, the Xmas worshippers are swarming in through the windows! We're fucking doomed. They can't keep to their own Xmas worshipping threads to save their petty little lives.

Well, since you are both obviously in need of some Anti-Santa abuse, all I can say is, you asked for it, so here it is!

I mean this with all sincerety Linn, I don't give a shit what you do for gift-giving.

And I couldn't be more genuine, weelittledrummer, when I say "bugger off you wanker!" We aren't in this thread to listen to your "what I love most about Xmas" drivel!

YER BOTH IN THE WRONG

DAMN

THREAD!

Try here to see if the Whatnoll family gives a shit what you think about Xmas! I don't!

God DAMN I'm enjoying myself here. Hey! All you passive aggressive Mudcat Xmas worshippers who want to rain on the "Piss Off Xmas Cheerleaders" parade COME ON DOWN! Get your absolutely free, no assembly required dose of Xmas abuse here! The Anti-Santa is happy to keep doling it out to any and all attempts to stamp out the message of our Xmas resistance!

C'mon now, share more of your Xmas fantasies, sweet and swell holiday stories, and let us do all we can to make that Xmas magic thing work overtime for ya this year! Xmas troll satisfaction guaranteed!