Sooz stood on Corringham Village green
By the Village Well
Was she waiting for Mr Sooz?
Was She F@ck!!!
This is the story of Cinderella and her Sugly Isters
Cinders and her sugly isters lived in a Marge Lansion. Cinders worked very hard, Frubbing Scloors, emptying Poss Pits, and Shivelling Shut. By the end of the day, she was kNucking Fackered.
Is it Panto season yet???