Speaking of...S P E E D.
These three little kids around 7 years old were having a discussion during recess about which one of their Dads was the fastest.
First kid says ''My Dad's so fast that when he's playing baseball and at bat, when he hits the ball out into the field, he catches it before it hits the ground.''
Second kid says ''O yeah? Well my Dad's into archery and when he shoots the arrow at the bulls-eye on the target, he catches the arrow BEFORE it hits the target.''
Third kid says ''You wanna talk about speed? My Dad's faster than both of your Dads put together. He works for the city of Toronto, and when he punches out at 5:00, he's home by 3:00 !''
(Sorry I couldn't resist - MK)