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GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll BS: Monkey Gravy - Does it work? (82* d) RE: BS: Monkey Gravy - Does it work? 10 Jan 05


Cor! You'd need a bloody big cauldron to do an orangatang! 'Oribble smelly beasts they are. Me sister's 3rd 'usband looked just loik one o' them beasts, e' did. 'E's in the lockup now for assault and bat'ery. 'E's a roight bastard!

I fink a chimp would be bet'er if it was a small one. You know, loik that "cheetah" wot's in the Tarzan movies. They're ugly bastards too. And smelly, but not as smelly as oragnatangs.

I fink you ought to go for Figgy Duff instead. Or Welsh rarebit.

- Olive Whatnoll


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