The DeanMeister: You never went through the swearing-in? Okay, place your left hand on your guitar and raise your right hand:

We are the Folk Song Army.
Everyone of us cares.
We all hate poverty, war, and injustice,
Unlike the rest of you squares.

There are innocuous folk songs.
Yeah, but we regard 'em with scorn.
The folks who sing 'em have no social conscience.
Why they don't even care if Jimmy Crack Corn.

... _{(by Tom Lehrer)}