So ya let Jacqui out for a while did ya? Bet ya taught her to read and look at maps and stuff as well didnt ya! I hopes ya didnt give her no money.....cos she will just go and spent it at the store on fancy things from France and itty bitty nic nacks and stuff! You KNOWS you shouldnt give womin folk learnin or they will have their head exploding! Its no wonder you feeling low and takin to the drink and stuff.......you messed with the natural order of things!!.......Now just makes sure when ya git her back home that you never let her outa yur sight no more and things will be jus fine ye hear? And iffen ya takes that trip to California.......dont let her out of the Hotel room ya hear?....They got some REEEEEEAL funny way out there and they might take her picture and put her in the movies and stuff! And LORD knows what would happen then....she might become Governor and then President! And that would make you the First....nah.......best keep her in the Hotel Room Cap`n ;-)