We at Microsoft make the finest shitlist software in the Universe. There are some security flaws in it, but if you download service packs 1 through 3,429 you'll be as current as it's possible to be. And with our nest release of Windows we'll be including ShitList Lite SE, a special version of our famous ShitList software, which will run for AT LEAST two weeks before you find out that you have to buy the whole thing in order to get the features you really need. And anybody who uses Linux or Apple is a weenie.
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