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GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll BS: The joys and blessings of marriage (33) RE: BS: The joys and blessings of marriage 13 Feb 05


Bloody 'ell! That's my Eddy's bastard parrot wot 'e sold again on Ebay to some rich toff, so's I would come back to 'im. And this 'ere Winston Wellington-Jones must be the man wot bought it! Will wonders never cease? I'm gobsmacked to 'ere that you 'ave actually found a use for that bloody bird. Gobsmacked, I tell you! I fought the only real use for that feathered fiend was as ground-up feed for pigs, I did. 'E's a right foul swine of a bird, 'e is!

I can just imagine wot 'e might 'ave said to your friend Bertie wos'iname...'

Well, you are welcome to the beast. Ta for the money you sent. It's been put to good use 'ere. I used it to buy a set of fine china wot is put aside for special occasions like Easter, Christmas, Guy Fawkes Day, and such. I also got a Franklin Mint Memorial Dish wif a picture of Indiana Jones. Luverly. You ought to see it.

Olive Whatnoll


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