If you had seen some of my neighbours (white ones, in case anyone misinterprets this) when I lived in Lewisham, you would see that this is quite reasonable. The hoi-polloi already have extensive access to the castle anyway.

Charlie too tight-fisted to pay 500 quid... SUCH bollocks. I'm convinced that these absurd things, which Royal haters so eagerly swap with a complete lack of the critical thinking they would apply to almost anything else, originate somewhere in the dirty underpants of the Murdoch owned press (ie, most of it). Rupert Murdoch... now there's a man whose republican fanaticism gives you an insight into the joys of a constituional Monarchy...