Hmm. You make a compelling case there, Bee-Dubya-Ell. I may follow your advice.
By the way, my Aunt Penelope has spoken of you from time to time. She despises you. It must have been something you said. ;-)
Bobert, who are you to question my naming of my hamster? I think Pinkie is a lovely name. She's a very fair-skinned hamster, and you can see the pink glowing through her fur when the light hits it properly. She has a nice little pink mouth too. When she yawns, it looks like a tunnel to China...or a very small hippopotamus.
* Veronica *
p.s. Do you rural Americans really make moonshine and hunt "possums"? And do you eat them?