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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
Michael K.	BS: Chick/dude magnets (91* d)	RE: BS: Chick/dude magnets	27 Nov 99
....ahem.......speaking of tender, sensitive, dear men....... (..drum roll.............................cymbal crash!) A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know dis you firs time and you flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?" "I wanna numma 69" she replies. He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You wanna beef wit broccorri?" (tah-dah-boom)

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