Hi Stewie, you sweet taliking bastard! As an old fiend from Perth once told me (in relation to travel) "You either want to afford it or you don't". Janet Smith/Hughes has been putting the weights on me to attend 'cos I've been discussing her abuse/violence workshop over the last many months.

Do you have a copy of the dots for this song? I used to, but like so many other things in life they have disappeared. You can reach me at johninbrisbane lycos.com.

Best wishes to Tony and Jenny Suttor when next you see them.

Regards, John

PS It's a sad indictment that I've probably performed this song 200 times and most of the lyrics are now just a blurr.

PPS More information please about your prodigious rendition of the 'Almost Perfect Knife-Thrower' which you showcased at the Top Half Festival - the highlight of the evening at 2:11am?