OK, let me set this one up for ya...Julie Andrews walks out into an Alpine meadow and starts singing:


"The Bushes We Know" ("My Favorite Things")

Gov'nors and Pres'dents with I.Q.s of plankton
Killing Iraqis with bombing and sanction
Daughters behaving like booze-guzzling hos
These are a few of the Bushes we know

Cov'ring for rich corporations that blow it
Stealing elections, not caring who knows it
Felons in rehab with crack 'tween their toes
These are a few of the Bushes we know

When I dwell on my shortcomings
And it makes me sad
I simply remember the Bushes we know
And then I don't feel so bad!

Speaking in riddles and twisted up grammar
Adverbs and adjectives beat with a hammer
Language all mangled and spoken tongue-tied
His English teacher has fainted and died

Dubya can give us some grins and some laughter
But that is not what his advisors are after
They smile and tolerate Dubya's sound bites
And get the spin doctors to work through the nights

When I dwell on his shortcomings
And it makes me sad
I simply remember the choices we had
And then I feel twice as bad!