John....that's what's happened...I DID have a portrait in the attic....but it's gone!!!! Ohhhhh!!! :0(

Barry....Whilst I would LOVE to look like Julia Roberts....I..er...well....I tell you what...I'll find a really gorgeous picture of her and make it into a mask....Venetian style. The hair is OK...I've got HAIR like Julia Roberts....it's just the rest!!! Maybe I could brush my hair completely over my face! ;0)

Mal....I shave three times a day!! ;0)...I can see my chest too...but VERY little else after that! It's all a bit of a mystery! :0)

So here's the plan! I'm going to run up and down Jacob's Ladder a dozen times a day! I'm going to cover myself in all those highly expensive creams that fill in 'just about everything', that the Girlies Section in Boots is CRAMMED with (Well we are Sidmouth Girlies!!) I'm going to face the fact that I am fast turning into a Twinkly Wrinkly and then I'm going to launch an enquiry into WHY the Boysies section in Boots is just full of After Shave with not a tub of Anti-Sagging Cream ANYWHERE!

You Boysies need to WORRY far more than you do! You're all too busy growing beards, drinking beer and dreaming of Julia Roberts!
Anyway Guys....Julia is an Old Wifey now. She's got twins!! That means she'll have had no sleep for months, she'll be bad tempered, has a permanent headache, can't talk straight, wears no make-up, slops around the house in old, dirty clothes and is generally no longer a Party Girlie!! Sorry to disillusion you ;0)

Actuallly, come the first week in August....I may just turn into a teenager again.....especially if that Sassy Jim Mcadams is in town! ;0)

Lizzie ((((((xxxxxxx))))))

PS Lynne...if you're out there.....I think this lot are going to give us a bit of trouble this summer!! Any suggestions as to what we can do with them all? ;0)