I've just found this thread after a lovely weekend with my friend. I'll tell you it was good to get away from the moaning and groaning I have to put up with at home. He never stops going on about something.

Clara (my friend and his ex girlfriend) tells me that he's always been like this. Well, he certainly didn't show it when we were courting but as soon as I moved in there he went. And now I find out that the reason he wants me around is because I'm good in bed. Well he can go whistle for that as far as I'm concerned. He gets no more nookie from me. Clara's already offered to put me up if I want to leave him and after this I think I'll take her up on her offer.

Anyway he cant cook for toffee and he never gets to the corners with the hoover. As for washing the clothes he put my good cashmere jumper in with a load of dark clothes on a cold wash and ruined it. I dont think he's any good for anything much. He must have been the one that coined the phrase a quick shag.