Hello ???.....what a mysterious name! I like that! ;0) Let me answer your questions for you.

1) Do I exist?

Well naturally I do! Otherwise this thread would NEVER have been started by me!

2) Am I a boy?

Well. if I was I'd probably be hugging Lynne not Big Mal...although...NOT necessarily!

3) Do I live in Tooting?

No...but my Dad was, strangely enough, born in Streatham, and we DID used to drive THROUGH Tooting on our way across to Croydon to visit relatives. That's a coincidence isn't it? Gosh...haven't thought of Tooting for years and years! Always used to stop on Tooting Bec Common for a break in the journey! ;0)

4) What am I doing on this website?

Probably exactly the same as you....but from a totally different direction. I'm here to support Sidmouth...you're here to do the opposite.

5) Am I an attempt by other Tourist Boards to drive people away from Sidmouth?

Well...I hadn't thought of it like that, but I can see the reason why they'd want to hire someone to drive people away from Sidmouth and into THEIR towns....this is because Sidmouth is SO beautiful and is going to have a Folk Week this year, the likes of which may very possibly bring EVEN MORE people into town during the first week of August than all those other towns' tourists added together! ;0)

Lizzie :0)

PS Oh!...and by the way it's Beautiful Sidmouth that I'm in! ;0)