Yes, Bill, it is I, Ricardo, portrayer of your arch-nemesis Khan! Happy birthday! I know how much you love horses and I was going to send you a new saddle made of rich Corinthian leather, but I just couldn't afford it. Not all of us have been fortunate enough to have as many bones thrown our way in our latter years as you have, my friend. Those residuals from syndicated "Love Boat" reruns don't go as far as you might think. You probably get as much for a one-minute PriceLine commercial as I get for an entire season of "The plane, boss! The plane!" Perhaps Daimler-Chrysler will start using rich Corinthian leather in their cars again. Nobody says "Rich Corinthian leather" like Ricardo! Now, Bill, just for old time's sake... Go ahead... You know you want to do it! Come on... Let it out....
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