Y' know the song, My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean? Well, I know some nutty verses, but wondered if I'm missing any? Does anyone know other nutty verses besides the ones below?

My Bonnie has tuberculosis
My Bonnie has only one lung
My Bonnie can cough up raw oysters
And roll 'em around on her tongue

CHORUS: Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back my Bonnie to me, to me
Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back my Bonnie to me.

My grandma sells cheap prophylactics
She punctures the head with a pin
And grandpa gets rich from abortions..
Oh, Gawd, how the money rolls in

My Bonnie leaned over the gas tank
The height of the contents to see
I lighted a match to assist her
Oh bring back my Bonnie to me.

My breakfast lies over the ocean
My dinner lies over the rail
My supper is in a commotion
Will someone please bring me a pail

ANY OTHERS?