Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
Hootie
Burger King

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When the belly starts a rumbling and I'm jonesing for a treat,
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I close my eyes for a big surprise the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch         C                                              F                C
I love tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch - the breasts they grown on trees
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and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow right up to your knees   
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there's tumbleweeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets
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there's tumbleweeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets
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folks don't front you cause you got the juice - there's a train of ladies coming with a nice caboose
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never get in trouble, never need an excuse
       G7                C
that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch


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I love the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch no one tells you to behave          F               C                   Am               G7
your wildest fantasies come true - Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves C                                              F                C
red onions make you laugh instead and french fries grow like weeds             F         C             F          C
You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets paid,
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there's a king that wants you to have it your way,
       G7                C
that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch


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