My seasonal favorite funny...
Mudjack

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE FAMILY
Robert Earl Keen Jr.

Ma got drunk and Pa got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boy friend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
'Til he sang Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

Chorus

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnogs gone
Send somebody to the Quicki mart store
We need some ice and extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family…. Feliz Navidad

Fran and Rita drove from Harlington
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they plugged their motor home in
They blew out Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we al waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Silent Night

Chorus twice

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Added to the Digital Tradition Oct 01