I had ta ax Catspaw whut a redundant thing wuz an he sed it wuz like whair thet Squeaky Liz gurl keeps on havin ta shave herr chest an all. I shur wud like ta get tagather with her jez az soon az I kin find London. I fount London,Ohio, but thet wernt it.

Ennywayz I think thet me an Paw's buddy Buford hezzza reel gud redundant thang he duz an Ile tell ya why. See Buford wears this heer six pack carrier on hiz back an laz yeer when we wuz deer huntin it saved hiz life. See, itz redundant cuz Buford always haz a brew in hiz hand. Whut happinnt wuz thet after a stokin oursells at the local bar weuns went deer huntin an me an Paw shot Buford ded. Now, see, it turnt out the he wuz jez nockt senseless and the beer sixpack dun took the blast but we thot he wuz ded an senz Paw belongs ta the C.D.H.A.he givvim a mitey fine prayin over that Catspaw wrote so nicely bout includin whut purty wordz Paw sed callt Eulogy for Buford. Even tho we hed ta giv him his pickup back, me an Paw iz both reel glad ta hav our buddy wif us thiz yeer even if Catspaw duz git pist at havin all 3 uv us roundt hiz house all the time plus the 3 Reg boyz. But I think Ol Buford's redundant thing wuz purty gud fer allus.

CLETUS