"Out of Europe"
Uh, why? What's wrong with Europe? They have nice cheeses. And i'm sure you'd still be allowed the odd union jack toting drunken football hooligan :)

"Low taxes"
I agree, totally. Why have taxes at all, when we can visit the little public services fairy who lives under the bramblebush?

"Controlled immigration"
Certainly, we wouldn't want anyone bringing any skills into the country... unless of course they're white. In that case, fine!

"Support USA foreign policy"
What, unconditionally? Fantastic! I'll go grab my gun and lets shoot some infidels!

"Proper Grammar schools"
I suppose you're right here....there's no point improving the education system as a whole. It's only the little rich boys who are gpoing to get the decent jobs anyway, after all...

"End welfare scrounging"
Indeed. I, for one, want to know that absolutely none of my money ever goes towards helping someone worse off than myself!


Good Lord, i think i'm a Tory...