Assuming it hasn't already been done, your post would be suitable for starting a thread on what constitutes liberal, and someone else could do the same for conservatism, and those across the pond could respond with the English version of same:
"I often think it comical, fa laha la fa laha la.
How nature always doth contrive, fa laha la la
That every boy and every girl that's born into the world alive
Is either a little liberal, or else a little conservative
Fa, la, la."
- Gilbert And Sullivan