This was emailed to me recently. Enjoy. :) Fruitcake Recipe > 1 cup water > 1 cup sugar > 4 large eggs > 2 cups dried fruit > 1 teaspoon baking soda > 1 teaspoon salt > 1 cup brown sugar > lemon juice > nuts > 1 gallon whiskey > > Sample the whiskey to check for quality. > Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. > Pour one level cup and drink. > Repeat. > > Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a > large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. > Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. > Turn off mixer. > Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. > Mix on the turner. > > If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a > drewscriver. > Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. > Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? > Check the whiskey. > > Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. > Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. > Whatever you can find. > Grease the oven. > > Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. > Throw the bowl out of the window. > Check the whiskey again. > > Go to bed. > Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway? *ducking and laughing* Cat in BC
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