A LONG STRONG BLACK PUDDING (recording)
"A" is for A,
A,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"L" is for long,
Long,
A long,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"S" is for strong,
Strong,
Long strong,
A long strong,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"B" is for black,
Black,
Strong black,
Long strong black,
A long strong black,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"P" is for pudding,
Pudding,
Black pudding,
Strong black pudding,
Long strong black pudding,
A long strong black pudding,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"U" is for up,
Up,
Pudding up,
Black pudding up,
Strong black pudding up,
Long strong black pudding up,
A long strong black pudding up,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"M" is for my,
My,
Up my,
Pudding up my,
Black pudding up my,
Strong black pudding up my,
Long strong black pudding up my,
A long strong black pudding up my,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"S" is for sister's,
Sister's,
My sister's,
Up my sister's,
Pudding up my sister's,
Black pudding up my sister's,
Strong black pudding up my sister's,
Long strong black pudding up my sister's,
A long strong black pudding up my sister's,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"C" is for cat's,
Cat's,
Sister's cat's,
My sister's cat's,
Up my sister's cat's,
Pudding up my sister's cat's,
Black pudding up my sister's cat's,
Strong black pudding up my sister's cat's,
Long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's,
A long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"A" is for asshole,
Asshole,
Cat's asshole,
Sister's cat's asshole,
My sister's cat's asshole,
Up my sister's cat's asshole,
Pudding up my sister's cat's asshole,
Black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole,
Strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole,
Long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole,
A long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"T" is for twice,
Twice,
Asshole twice,
Cat's asshole twice,
Sister's cat's asshole twice,
My sister's cat's asshole twice,
Up my sister's cat's asshole twice,
Pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice,
Black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice,
Strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice,
Long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice,
A long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"N" is for nightly,
Nightly,
Twice nightly,
Asshole twice nightly,
Cat's asshole twice nightly,
Sister's cat's asshole twice nightly,
My sister's cat's asshole twice nightly,
Up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly,
Pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly,
Black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly,
Strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly,
Long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly,
A long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"W" is for weather,
Weather,
Nightly weather,
Twice nightly weather,
Asshole twice nightly weather,
Cat's asshole twice nightly weather,
Sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather,
My sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather,
Up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather,
Pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather,
Black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather,
Strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather,
Long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather,
A long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"P" is for permitting,
Permitting,
Weather permitting,
Twice nightly weather permitting,
Asshole twice nightly weather permitting,
Cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting,
Sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting,
My sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting,
Up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting,
Pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting,
Black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting,
Strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting,
Long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting,
A long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting,
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
"S" is for sideways,
Sideways,
Permitting sideways,
Weather permitting sideways,
Twice nightly weather permitting sideways,
Asshole twice nightly weather permitting sideways,
Cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting sideways,
Sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting sideways,
My sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting sideways,
Up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting sideways,
Pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting sideways,
Black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting sideways,
Strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting sideways,
Long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting sideways,
A long strong black pudding up my sister's cat's asshole twice nightly weather permitting sideways.
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
Notes: This text is derived from the year 2000 edition of www.half-mind.com hash hymnal. I have typed out the complete text as it is actually sung. The song is most often titled "A Long Strong Black Pudding". Alternate titles include: "A Long Black Sausage" and "A is for A".
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