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Highlandman Folklore: Where's your money? In my pocket (71* d) RE: Folklore: Where's your money? In my pocket 15 Jun 05


As taught me by a bachelor uncle:
I'm not too sure about the first four lines, but the rest was seared into my impressionable little mind.

Knock, knock-
Who's there?
Open the door,
Walk in.
Whaddya want?
A glass o' beer.
Where's your money?
In my pocket.
Where's your pocket?
In my pants.
Where's your pants?
At home.
Get outta here, ya dirty bum!

Chanted in a repetitive minor-third pattern (like nya-nya-nya-nya-nya)
-HM


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