I'm too old and stuffed to flip off now. Mostly I just sorta slide over the side. But thanks for the good wishes anyhow.
Some of us are just concerned. If you keep going on this way, you are going to drink all the beer produced in Canada, eh? That means that there won't be enough to export. Then we will have no choice but to drink Pabst Blue Ribbon. No one can hate a person enough to wish that on them.
It's called enlightened self interest, my friend.
Either that or onamatopoeia, or Nile River Eye Worm, or something like that.
Have you talked to your brother today? He wants you to wash that outfit too.