Willie-o
I think that even Shane would agree, that, although a lot can be laid at the feet of our "All Hat, No Cattle" Texan (the same name as an old model of Epiphone guitars, which may qualify this as a music thread) , not the least of which is an annoying tendency to try to impress his audience with disassembled words and rambling run-on sentences that, by the time you reach the end you've forgotten where you were starting from.
But we should concentrate on helping Shane.
Perhaps he should try to get out more.
Frazier's Mr.Wash car wash over on Aurora is looking for hosers.
It would be an oppertunity to feel sun and wind and to use his natural talents. He'd have to get some decent clothes, and stop wearing that foil hat he made...and of course, he'd have to agree to not use the office phone to leave messages at the OPP substation.
And I don't think we should mention Officer Dana gratuatiously.
Don tells me that it just sets the boy off. Last time he tried to talk to him, Shane smashed a whole 12-pack box of those chocolate marshmallow poptarts by jumping up and down on them.
All around, a waste of everyone's efforts, including the folks at the Kelloggs factory.
Kindest regards.