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GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell BS: The Mother of all BS threads (59136* d) RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads 21 Jun 05

Well, it's only natural that Gluon should have an affinity for G-Spot's leg. After all, "G...Spot" was Gluon's father's name. Well, his real name was just "Spot", but he was a very ill-behaved mutt and he came to be called "Goddammed Stupid Fucking Shit-for-Brains Spot" more often than not. But, since "Goddammed Stupid Fucking Shit-for-Brains Spot" takes too long to type out, he came to be known as "G...Spot".

Gluon's mother, on the other hand, was named "Fupp Duck" which is a pretty good description of her mental condition when she agreed to consort with a mongrel like G...Spot. Woke up in the morning, looked at the empty Cuervo bottle, looked at G...Spot and said, "Shit!"

Surely you didn't think the circumstances leading to the birthing of a duck-dog would be anything but sordid, did you?

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