But of course I was spot on in saying that Amos' seminar would be held in or near Kankakee. It's a requirement. If the seminar had been held in Indiana it would have been in Kokomo. If it were held in Idaho it would have been in Kooskia. The aliens have a great fondness for towns with multiple "k"s in their names, and they always try to hold their mind-melds in them. It reminds them of their home planet of Karkakokia. Did you happen to see a Labrador retriever or something that bears a striking resemblance to either Heather Locklear or an overgrown stinkhorn fungus while you were there, Amos?
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