Well, I fink they are! Me 'usband Eddie 'as bought some wot is striped red and white like a barber pole! I laughed when I sawr 'em! Wot a sight! In the past 'e 'as bought other fancy condoms, such as...
Mint-flavoured. They come in spearmint, doublemint, and some other kind wot I don't recall. I find spearmint are a bit of all right, but I detest doublemint!
Glow in the dark condoms! You can get these in bright red, orange, and lime green. The effect, though, is lost unless you turn out the lights and then you carn't see much else, so I fink it's really a stupid idea.
Them kind wot 'ave lit'tle fingies stickin' out all over like the French tickler variety. Well, I fink it's stupid! The French can 'ave 'em as far as I'm concerned.
Me point is, no real man needs these kind of bloody stupid accessories, does 'e? Not if 'e's a real man. I am finking of sendin' me Eddie for counselling since 'e most lack confidence or somefink. Otherwise 'e would not waste 'is money on such silly fings, would 'e?
Well? Wot do you fink?