O K I have two jokes about the late JC, starting and finishing.

On the night he was born in the stable Joseph went for a few pints to celebrate. He returned late and when he was entering the stable he hit his head on a low beam. In pain he shouted, "Oh Jesus Christ".
Mary looked up and said, "Oh what a lovely name, I was going to call him Nigel".

On Easter Sunday he rose from the dead and returned to the Inn where
he had hosted the last supper. He had a prior arrangement to meet Peter and the lads there but it was empty. The bartender told him that they were barred for drunk behaviour and he might find them in Abduls Winery. He went there and met peter and the gang, all drunk.
He demanded an explanation fron Peter. "Oh, Jesus",he said, "I completely forgot, Judas came into some money and we've been on the piss since Friday"