Keith Grimwood of Trout Fishing in America told me this joke at Summerfolk.   He said he knew he had been in Canada too long when he came to road sign that said "Population 10,000" and he tried converting that into American to see how many people that was.

He also told me a bass player joke which I improved upon.   He told me he would steal it and than proceeded to use it a Summerfolk.

Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car and it was an emergency because his tall blonde guitar player had been stuck inside the car for two hours.