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GUEST,Bernie Folklore: Limericks...know any good ones [15] (76* d) RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones 02 Sep 05


A pirate,so history relates
Was horsing around with his mates
He fell on his cutlass,which rendered him nutless
And totally usless on dates


A strapping young fellow named Cass
had two balls of fine,solid brass
When jangled together,they played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass.


A fine-looking lassie named Lee
Was raped by an ape in a tree
The result was just horrid,all arse and no forehead
Three balls and a purple goatee.


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