A pirate,so history relates Was horsing around with his mates He fell on his cutlass,which rendered him nutless And totally usless on dates A strapping young fellow named Cass had two balls of fine,solid brass When jangled together,they played "Stormy Weather" And lightning shot out of his ass. A fine-looking lassie named Lee Was raped by an ape in a tree The result was just horrid,all arse and no forehead Three balls and a purple goatee.
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