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GUEST,Slim Eric. Folklore: Limericks...know any good ones [15] (76* d) RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones 02 Sep 05

With poetic licence Bill D:-

A girl who went out wearing nothing,
From her boyfriend received a good cuffing.
It was not for her rudity,
or general crudity,
But because she was getting a muffing.

Bartender please draw me a pint,
Of your best American ale,
It's not that I worry
Bout other pubs slurry.
But it always looks a bit pale.

A young man once spent a whole month,
Enjoying each wonderful night.
Although all the covers
On his bed were all loose,
The bugger was always up---tight

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