Hey, if you ain't into a vintage Bobert (kidnapped 'er not) rant then just go peddle yer papers....

First of all, Iz gettin jus' a little pissed off with Karl Rove... He says that we ain't got no right to point fingers... The way I see it we got got more than a right to point 'um... We can give 'um as well... Like what is Karl Rove thinkin'??? That the American people is like got dog I.Q.'s??

Well, Karl, lick this, pal...

And yeah, I'z still kidnapped and I reckon that Karl Rove done put the pressure on poor ol' Joe and Max and I know they'd like to pay the 15 buck ransom but Karl has tolt 'um that if we thought we had problems with this joint before . he can make it worser....

Well, Karl, talk about worser... Hey, look round, pal...

And what's wid showin' all these folks stealin' TV's in New Orleans??? Yeah, Fox and the others run that crap 24/7 and then the truth come out that 99% of the lootin' was fir food 'er water... Why don't they run thaqt 24/7???

And why is the major oil companies earnin' record profits???

\Ain't that like a redistribution of income upwards... Imean the workin' class is payin'a higher percentage of their dough on gasoline than the rich... That is like a regressive tax... In other words, more money fir the rich and less for the workin' man...

And how about the infastructure of the US...It's in the crapper and who gonna pay fir that?

(Nobody, Bobert, screw it....)

Yeah, that's what I wantya know... Why are Americans so Hell bent on drivin' the Titanic into the iceburg???

And what is about Barbara Bush tellin' flood victims that the flood was the best thing that ever happened to them??? How bout the ones still floatin' round face down??? Like do they count???

And why can't we see no piccures of dead folks??? Hey, I ain't into seein' no piccures of dead folks but ain't that a decision that news organizations should be amkin'??? Since when did Karl Rove get to decide what news is fit 'er not fit fir us to see??? Ain't we all big kids now???

And lastly, can anyone actually name one person who has been "fired" by Bush fir any one of his endless stream of screw ups???

Ande, ahhhhh, why is Martin Gibson allowed back??? Didn't he have a couple more months to serve before he was allowed back???

And lastly, free me!!!!!

Come on, a lousy 15 bucks ain't gonna break the bank...

Kidnapped Bobert