Out here in the Portland (OR, not cement) area, Shanghied on the Willamette sings this:

EINSTEIN THE GENIUS (3:21)          MP3
by Henry Jankiewicz (Kicking Mule)

Einstein was a genius
As smart as he could be.
He wrote one equation every day.
On Mondays he wrote three,
On Mondays he wrote three.

CHORUS
Albert dance around , Albert be profound.
Albert let your hair stick out, And your socks hang down.
Albert dance around , Albert be profound.
Albert let your hair stick out, And your socks hang down.

A man got in a spaceship.
And flew a million miles.
He busted through the speed of light
And he came back a child,
Yes, he came back a child.

REPEAT CHORUS

Well, a man looked through a telescope
Until his eye was red.
He looked around space and saw
The back of his own head,
Saw the back of his own head.

REPEAT CHORUS

A wave and a particle
Were walking side by side.
One to the other said
Which one of us am I?
Which one of us am I?

REPEAT CHORUS

Albert played the fiddle.
He loved to shout and sing.
Now if that ain't genius,
Well, that ain't anything.
No, that ain't anything.