a tramp walks into a bar and asks barman for a tooth pick. barman hands one over and the tramp leaves. the tramps friend walks into the bar and asks for a tooth pick. the barman looking puzzled hands one over, and the tramp leaves. third tramp walks in and asks for a straw. the barman looks shocked, and says ' But the other ones asked for tooth picks what do you need a straw for?' tramp replies... 'SOMEONES BEEN SICK OUTSIDE AND ALL THE LUMPS HAVE GONE'
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