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GUEST,sammie BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005 (123* d) RE: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005 20 Oct 05


a tramp walks into a bar and asks barman for a tooth pick.
barman hands one over and the tramp leaves.
the tramps friend walks into the bar and asks for a tooth pick.
the barman looking puzzled hands one over, and the tramp leaves.
third tramp walks in and asks for a straw.
the barman looks shocked, and says ' But the other ones asked for tooth picks what do you need a straw for?'
tramp replies...
'SOMEONES BEEN SICK OUTSIDE AND ALL THE LUMPS HAVE GONE'


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