Wolfgang-I love that-"I don't want chocolate; I'd rather have a man!" It's only partly true-I would say, If I can't have a man, give me some chocolate in consolation. There is a line of Marge Piercy's poetry that combines these loves: "I am chocolate, melting into you".
So Liz, how about sharing the wealth? I like dark chocolate far and away the best! Just crank up your modem on high, and send it on through the cables! Better turn the temperature to low, though-melted chocolate makes an awful mess!