"The spectacle of prancing idiots in floral hats tickling each other's beards with sticks will irrecoverably damage Britain's global standing." Didn't we do that when we invaded Iraq? That's something you can't blame the Morris for. What is it with this country? Do the Greeks laugh at the soldiers in Athens with their 'skirts' and pom-pom shoes? Of course not. Nobody in this country seems happy unless they're criticizing, sneering at those who do anything slightly different to the masses, or pulling people down. This country doesn't deserve the Olympics.
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