Gene
There was one more verse in the original "Cigareettes and Whusky", as follows:
Cigareettes is a blot on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face
Here's my definition, believe me, dear brother
A fool on one end, and a fire on t'other
CHORUS
I also sing a couple of extra verses about women and whisky that go over just as well, but that is another thread...
Regards
Chris